In charge of the flower budget

Enjoys sushi

Raising three girls aged 2, 4, and 32

Has completely forgotten about this photo

Shared a bed with the bride for a year and a half in order to save on fabric softener

Got AGAI’d for “rescuing a seal”

Wouldn't look out of place in the pro Pelaton at Tour de France... still considered "not robust enough" for the RAF

Ask him to mix you a Mojito. Thank me later

A cautionary tale that, just because you can grow facial hair, doesn’t mean you should

Taste in music is better than taste in trousers

Wears kimonos unironically

Once ordered a kebab whilst sober

Would appreciate it if someone explained to him what the role of a master of ceremonies requires